ruinedchildhood:

Mean Girls Bloopers [x]

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via marveloussecret · originally by realitytvgifs
spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

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zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

via itsmemorized · originally by tinalikesbutts

fagmobs:

precumming:

u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting

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via itsmemorized · originally by precumming

opalescentnanomachines:

How do I reach this point in life

via itsmemorized · originally by ultrafacts

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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via deejohnes · originally by officialunitedstates
via pizza · originally by freakumdressoutmycloset
djolteon:

What if Umbreons hunt in packs and use their rings to communicate like fireflies? Four legged crazy moonfox fireflies?

djolteon:

What if Umbreons hunt in packs and use their rings to communicate like fireflies? Four legged crazy moonfox fireflies?

via death-frisbee-wielder · originally by djolteon

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

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via lok4rock · originally by tortillah
via pizza · originally by pvradiso

sherstoner:

ill bun u

ill bun du hert at of u

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR OVER HALF A YEAR

via hamish-watson--holmes · originally by moriarty

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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