Mean Girls Bloopers [x]
sign me right the fuck up
So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?
if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??
breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass
u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting
How do I reach this point in life
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
What if Umbreons hunt in packs and use their rings to communicate like fireflies? Four legged crazy moonfox fireflies?
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
ill bun u
ill bun du hert at of u
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR OVER HALF A YEAR
remember when icarly got away with saying this
Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.